Nothing really exciting from today. I just have had a hard time transitioning from eating bushels of food to no food. So I (in comparison to a normal diet), ate regularly. Breakfast- multi-grain toasted w. butter. lunch- 3 oz. steak with rice. Snack- like 5 or 6 sugar cookies. Dinner- 2 slices of pizza and 4 mozza sticks. I actually puked because of the smell of food today :D that made me happy! Oh and btw guys, when I say i puked, it's like minimal puke every time lol. I had to stop mia because it ruined the career I wanted to go into :'(
Hmm so what else, Oh yes! Vacation. I am not going to tell you much as I would easily be recognized but the place where I was, was warm and beautiful! The guys always said "mi amor"to me. They had no concept of personal space lol. So basically I was on a catamaran and the crew member like made me dance with him. And then I got kissed a few times (not on the lips). Then a guy decided that he would like to throw me off the catamaran so I was like "mmmm okay?" so then he proceeds to pick my disgusting fat and overweight body up and wrap his arms around me. Then before I knew it, he leaped into the beautiful turquoise water. After I broke to the surface of the cool water, I looked around for the crew member. He disappeared!!! I was looking around for 5-10 minutes wondering if my fatness had drowned him! Turns out he is a silly guy and decided to swim under the catamaran! So I didn't end up killing him :)
Oh another fun time was when everybody (the bartenders) kept trying to spike my drinks (and I hate the taste of the alcohol and am 8 years away from drinking age), so I would bring it back and they would be so surprised that i gave it back, because they don't believe I am 14. Hmm I also took pictures with a monkey! Couldn't print em though cauz it cost money :'( sorry guys!
My last fun time but kind of creepy/ annoying. Is basically I got stuck dancing with a french guy (not to bad looking but totally inappropriate) he kept sliding his hand down to my ass. He's at least in his 30's!!! I'm 14! ugh. Anyways well you guys wanted to hear some vacation happenings! So there you go. Love you all! Night girlies!
3 comments:
Haha, wow, sounds like a GREAT time. Reminds me of a cruise I went on two summers ago- best time of my life. I got my first kiss and make-out with a British guy who had a girlfriend...who was on the cruise with us.. Whoopsie! :]
But I haven't had a kiss since, so I'm not a total whore... Probably because I'm fat and no one would want to kiss me!
European guys are mad grope-y... At least the ones I met. I thought it was bad that the nineteen year old British guys with girlfriends going after thirteen and fourteen year olds with pot chocolate they got in Amsterdam and their tongues... You got groped by a thirty year old!
I'm glad you had fun- it sounds absolutely wonderful!
it sounds like you had fun, except for the creepy guys of course.
my vacations are never that fun.
we go to a tiny amusement park no one knows about, and ride the same ride 12 times without getting off because of the short lines.
i'm glad you had such a good time (:
iloveyouuu!
Haha Charlie!!! Yours sounds AMAZING <333 Aww Belle! I wish I was there! We would make that small boring amusement park fun!
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